Dick Grayson: if I meet another version of me who became Batman, I will cry in this Chili’s
Jason Todd: my future Batman self told me to pull myself up by my bootstraps and get a job so I became an evil Batman to spite him
Tim Drake: if I meet another version of me who became an evil Batman, I will let myself get dropkicked out of a skyscraper again
Stephanie Brown: if I ever met a me who became Batman I would have to perform a mercy-kill for the first time in my life
Damian Wayne: my future Batman self had a kitten in his utility belt. I deem this………. acceptable
Duke Thomas: I thought my future Batman self was cool for about ten seconds until I realized it meant that I made the conscious decision to continue associating with these people
BONUS
Cassandra Cain: you will all be able to meet my future Batman self in ten years