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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.

so weird it’s almost like girls actually masturbate or something

😂🙌

I was in health class and we did this activity where guys asked girls questions and vice versa and someone asked “do girls…y’know…jack off?” and I waited, and everyone uncomfortably shuffled a bit and the girls refused to answer so I, the Class Lesbian, had to say “Yes.” with a straight face and monotone voice and everybody looked so god damn scandalized and my triplet brothers were in the class with me and they were so confused as to how a dude could be dumb enough to ask that.