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◆ ◆   (   AN  ASSORTED  SENTENCE  STARTER  PACK. 

• ❝ _{Of course it hurts, it’s a spanking. How else would it work?} ❞
• ❝ _{The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.} ❞
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  If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn’t be so anxious. ❞

• ❝ _{I am the excuse you give when you cannot follow the rules.} ❞
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  You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

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• ❝ _{I’m about as intimidating as a butterfly.} ❞
• ❝ _{You and what army could possibly rescue her from my clutches?} ❞
• ❝ _{You look better in my clothes than I do.} ❞ 
• ❝ _{We’re searching for things we should be running from.} ❞
• ❝ _{When it’s cold, I’d like to die.} ❞
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  The world is full of unrequited love. ❞

• ❝ _{Maybe love and pain are synonyms.} ❞
• ❝ _{I would rather be strong at heart than strong at mind.} ❞
• ❝ _{We are all just dead air.} ❞
• ❝ _{Now you got us whammied with the curse of squirmy death..} ❞
• ❝ _{If it doesn’t sweat, jiggle, or pant, it’s not alive.} ❞
• ❝ _{I love glitter, I’m not a quitter.} ❞
• ❝ _{I have never met anyone who didn’t like gargoyles.} ❞
• ❝ _{People who always arrive early aren’t worth waiting for.} ❞
• ❝ _{Look up, always. Look back, never.} ❞
• ❝ _{In order to do the unthinkable, do not think about it.} ❞
• ❝ _{Funny how you’re dead, people starting listening.} ❞
• ❝ _{I can’t save you unless you save me, too..} ❞
• ❝ _{Well, if there’s anything worse than a whore it’s a bore.} ❞
• ❝ _{Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode.} ❞
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  Everything’s just fucking Disney with you.

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• ❝ _{I think you’re maybe reaching for something that doesn’t exist.} ❞
• ❝ _{I’m so scared of commitment that I even hate stickers!} ❞
• ❝ _{Kindness, motherfucker, kindness.} ❞
• ❝ _{I haven’t even caught your name or your number.} ❞
• ❝ _{Oh, the dilemmas of a teenage psychic.} ❞
• ❝ _{Party at in my mind, you’re place sucks.} ❞
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  You want to kiss me, don’t you?

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• ❝ _{You could have had anything else in the world, and you asked for me.} ❞
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  Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.

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• ❝ _{I’m beginning to think I should make that the title of my autobiography.} ❞
• ❝ _{Another thing I don’t want on my tombstone.} ❞
• ❝ _{I’m going to try not to make an ass of myself.} ❞
• ❝ _{You’re on fire. You do know that don’t you?} ❞
• ❝ _{If you answered no, please exit the building.} ❞
• ❝ _{You’re still mad, I can feel it through the phone.} ❞
• ❝ _{If I had a dollar for every time you said that, I would be rich.} ❞
• ❝ _{Murder is all around me, striking everyone except me.} ❞
• ❝ _{Give me one good reason why I should believe you.} ❞
• ❝ _{Since when does that mean you have to kiss my ass?} ❞
• ❝ _{I’m not saying you shouldn’t have a fully loaded weapon next to you round the clock.} ❞
• ❝ _{I think it’s time you flipped this little scenario in your head.} ❞
• ❝ _{The road to Hell is paid with good intentions.} ❞
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  Trust starts with truth and ends with truth. ❞

• ❝ _{I will look for powdered donuts in the wilderness.} ❞
• ❝ _{Love is not selective, just as the light of the sun is not selective.} ❞
• ❝ _{I don’t know how to tell you what I feel.} ❞
• ❝ _{I think the word for how you usually are is ‘reckless’.} ❞
• ❝ _{Gratitude builds a bridge to abundance.} ❞
• ❝ _{Scars are just another kind of memory.} ❞