Another Random Assortment of Sentence Starters

memeasaurus-promptus:

• “Where are we going?!”
• “Admit it, we’re lost.” 
• “Y-you shot me!” 
• “W-why…?” 
• “Please don’t drink that.” 
• “Uh, you’re not going to curse me, are you?” 
• “I think I’ve been cursed…” 
• “I don’t feel so good.” 
• “You’re going to drink yourself into an early grave, you know that?” 
• “Why does everyone think I’m the bad guy?”
• “Its the hair, isn’t it?” 
• “Don’t shoot! I’m unarmed!” 
• “Ow! What was that for?!”
• “It’s just a scratch.” 
• “Have you been feeding the neighborhood strays again?” 
• “Do you have a scrambler I can borrow?” 
• “Woah, has that always been there?” 
• “So, uh, I seemed to have developed magical powers overnight…?” 
• “Someone broke into my house last night!” 
• “Aren’t those my clothes?” 
• “I’d like my sweater back at some point.” 
• “Not that I’m complaining, but how did you get into my bedroom?” 
• “Do NOT put that on the kitchen table!” 
• “You don’t know where that has been!” 
• “I am starving!” 
• “What’d you do to get locked up as well?” 
• “I don’t think that’s supposed to be moving…” 
• “Stop flickering the lights- you’re not scaring anyone.” 
• “Um… that wasn’t me…” 
• “Do you want frozen pizza or ordered pizza tonight?” 
• “How do you even stand that?” 
• “Insult me one more time, and you’ll learn why no one fucks with me.” 
• “Hey, so, I found this wallet with your name in it…” 
• “Give that back!” 
• “You’re nothing more than a conniving little weasel.” 
• “Why don’t you fight someone your own size?” 
• ?!+ add your own!