mintrhyleunoia:

Jacob brought Newt home drunk from a lodge, two streets away from their apartment.

Tina: what did Jacob do to you?

Newt: blame Queenie *hic* for having a beautiful sister *smiles slightly*

Tina: *rolls her eyes and placed him on the sofa*

Newt: *whines* where are you going, Tinaaaa?

Tina: getting something for you to drink.

Newt: don’t leave meeeee *grabs her hand*

Tina: Newt, you’re drunk.

Tina: You need something to drink-

Newt: *pulls her back into the sofa*

Newt: *puts her on his lap*

Newt: *pouts* Blame yourself.. for being too condifent in your personality… and being too beautiful.. *hics*

Newt: I’m like some annoying niffler.. looking at you like the only precious *hics* jewel in my life.. I can’t afford to lose.

Newt: and *hics* I blame myself… for *hics* falling for those salamander eyes.

Tina: *smiles softly*

Tina: I still need to get you a drink, Newt.

Newt: I do..don’t wanna drink.

Newt: Just don’t go.

Newt: look at me

Newt: what a beauty… *smiles foolishly*

Newt: I love you, Porpentina Esther Goldstein.. Scamander.

Tina: *chuckles while caressing his fluffy hair*

Tina: I love you too, Newton Artemis Fido Scamander.