shobogan:

legendarythotbuster:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

if someone stabs you, you get to keep the knife

and that’s how you start a collection!

If someone stabs you and you don’t bleed out in 15 minutes you are legally allowed to leave

Fortunately, you can achieve this by keeping the knife 

daily-showerthoughts:

Once we discover teleportation, we could teleport an incredibly strong telescope lightyears away and point it at earth and see all of human history

galaxy-chrismas:

I can’t believe tumblr became school clothing rules

galaxy-chrismas:

I can’t believe tumblr became school clothing rules

irlmun:

If you wanna stay friends, HMU I might give out my discord idk yet lemme know

irlmun:

If you wanna stay friends, HMU I might give out my discord idk yet lemme know