cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

“Never did like that much,” is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

marvelsguantletkeeper:

Hoodoo Tips and Tricks

  • To dominate someone, write their name on a piece of paper and stick it in your right shoe.
  • Do not, under any circumstances, leave your purse on the floor or you’ll lose the money that you have/want (that one is more of a superstition)
  • Carry your gambling hands with you but never let anyone see them. This includes your dice and lucky curios.
  • keep your lucky rice in your pickets and bags for money flow.
  • To get someone to leave your vicinity, sprinkle hotfoot powder in their footsteps and move backwards.
  • Carry a coffin nail with you to block other witch’s tricks and attempts on you.
  • To rid of negative energy, rub yourself down with an egg and bury it. (That’s more brujeria)
  • To make sure a home is peaceful, keep a vanilla bean in the bottom of the sugar bowl that everyone uses from.
  • Two words: Floor Wash
  • (Usually for women) Carry an orris root to attract a wealthy husband.
  • A name paper stuffed in a rose with nine pins in it, buried in graveyard dirt. You’re welcome.
  • Burn rosemary to remove the ancestors who don’t want to work with you.

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She lifted herself onto her hands to help him shimmy her clothing off. Astrid felt a blush on her cheeks. It was odd. She felt anxious but in some way still wanted him more. Her hand reached around his member and began to rub it up and down. Massaging it she moaned as he inserted his fingers into her she moved closer to him onto the edge of the counter.

Jacks hands moved softly over her breasts, his tongue over the slight bite, leaving it briused, and his hips was still moving rappidly “mh… Im going to come”

Jack whispered back as his length was throbbing voilently and before he knew it waves of pleasure rolled over him “ah…” his hands grasped tighter as his body tensed up, he pulled out just in time for his edge to be reached and he let out his load.

Astrid had climaxed and moved for jack to finish. She laid on the bed and breathed heavily. A hand rested above her head the other rested over her eyes.

After a long moment of silence she finally spoke, “you okay?” She asked him curiously.

jack held himself up for a few monets before falling over on his side next to Astrid. His arms still resting on her body.

He was sweaty, treambling, and exhausted. He opened his eyes as she spoke and smiled softly “Im okey.. you?” He said almost breathless as his hand went up her body and over her cheek, pushing some hair out of her face.

She gave a small laugh at his weak and tired response. “I’m fine!” She spoke and peaked down to look at him from under her arm.

“You probably want to sleep, I can imagine” she teased him some as they laid there.

Jack leaned up amd ran his nose on her skin “As long as you lay here with me.. then I could sleep” Jack knew he had so much to do. Astrids riders was probably on there way right now, but he wanted her to himself just a little. His hand reached down to her waist and pulled her closer, his lips giving her breasts a kiss

She laughed a little once more and sighed, “I can’t I have to get ready for my friends, the riders are probably going to be here soon. And I don’t want too much work left when they arrive because I’m probably going to be busy with them.” She sighs. Though she had missed them greatly. Having been held as hostage slash long term guest up until a few days ago it’d been somewhat hard. Over 2 months she’d been gone.

Jack pouted slightly as he laid his head on her belly “I know… mmmph…” Jack hugged her closer as he he crawled up and kissed up her body. He stopped by her face and looked into her eyes deeply “Wish we had more time just you and me… You know.. I have something I want to give you.” he got up and walked over to a shelf with a box. He opened it and took something out.

He walked backnand laid down with her again and held out a closed hand “come here with your hand please?”

“You’re already finishing me my own hut I don’t think I know what I’m going to do with whatever else you’re giving me. I don’t deserve it.” Astrid said as he walked off she rolls her eyes. And as Jack comes back she sighs, “fine.” She spoke and closed her eyes and held her hand out to him.

Jack opened his hand and out fell a dolid silver pearl on a chain. The chain was long and thin, while the silver pearl had some twisty details on it

“I wanted you to have this.. I dont know why.. I just passed the goldsmith the other day and I saw this… and i wanted to gift it to you” Jack blushed a bit, he was like a school boy confessing to a girl he liked. He sat up and looked dow “If you dont like it.. I can always bring it back.

Astrid’s eyes fluttered open and she looked at it and she went wide eyed. In a flash it reminded her of the betrothal gift she’d been given by Hiccup several years ago and was almost hesitant to take it. Not sure she was ready to commit to someone again. She looked down. But when she heard the last sentence Jack spoke she looked over at him quickly, “no…..I really like it! I just I thought about my betrothal from once upon a time. And just…..never mind…” she spoke and sighed. “I really like it Jack. Thank you for such a lovely gift.” She spoke in a soft sweet tone.

Jack sat up and waved his hands frantickly “oh no! its not a bethrodal gift! I mean… unless you-.. No no!..” jack was backing away not notecing the edge of the bed and he fell out with a loud thump.

Astrid slapped her hand over her mouth when she heard the thud. Having watched jack totally fall off the bed she tried to remain calm but having seen that it was hard not to

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She lifted herself onto her hands to help him shimmy her clothing off. Astrid felt a blush on her cheeks. It was odd. She felt anxious but in some way still wanted him more. Her hand reached around his member and began to rub it up and down. Massaging it she moaned as he inserted his fingers into her she moved closer to him onto the edge of the counter.

Jacks hands moved softly over her breasts, his tongue over the slight bite, leaving it briused, and his hips was still moving rappidly “mh… Im going to come”

Jack whispered back as his length was throbbing voilently and before he knew it waves of pleasure rolled over him “ah…” his hands grasped tighter as his body tensed up, he pulled out just in time for his edge to be reached and he let out his load.

Astrid had climaxed and moved for jack to finish. She laid on the bed and breathed heavily. A hand rested above her head the other rested over her eyes.

After a long moment of silence she finally spoke, “you okay?” She asked him curiously.

jack held himself up for a few monets before falling over on his side next to Astrid. His arms still resting on her body.

He was sweaty, treambling, and exhausted. He opened his eyes as she spoke and smiled softly “Im okey.. you?” He said almost breathless as his hand went up her body and over her cheek, pushing some hair out of her face.

She gave a small laugh at his weak and tired response. “I’m fine!” She spoke and peaked down to look at him from under her arm.

“You probably want to sleep, I can imagine” she teased him some as they laid there.

Jack leaned up amd ran his nose on her skin “As long as you lay here with me.. then I could sleep” Jack knew he had so much to do. Astrids riders was probably on there way right now, but he wanted her to himself just a little. His hand reached down to her waist and pulled her closer, his lips giving her breasts a kiss

She laughed a little once more and sighed, “I can’t I have to get ready for my friends, the riders are probably going to be here soon. And I don’t want too much work left when they arrive because I’m probably going to be busy with them.” She sighs. Though she had missed them greatly. Having been held as hostage slash long term guest up until a few days ago it’d been somewhat hard. Over 2 months she’d been gone.

Jack pouted slightly as he laid his head on her belly “I know… mmmph…” Jack hugged her closer as he he crawled up and kissed up her body. He stopped by her face and looked into her eyes deeply “Wish we had more time just you and me… You know.. I have something I want to give you.” he got up and walked over to a shelf with a box. He opened it and took something out.

He walked backnand laid down with her again and held out a closed hand “come here with your hand please?”

“You’re already finishing me my own hut I don’t think I know what I’m going to do with whatever else you’re giving me. I don’t deserve it.” Astrid said as he walked off she rolls her eyes. And as Jack comes back she sighs, “fine.” She spoke and closed her eyes and held her hand out to him.

Jack opened his hand and out fell a dolid silver pearl on a chain. The chain was long and thin, while the silver pearl had some twisty details on it

“I wanted you to have this.. I dont know why.. I just passed the goldsmith the other day and I saw this… and i wanted to gift it to you” Jack blushed a bit, he was like a school boy confessing to a girl he liked. He sat up and looked dow “If you dont like it.. I can always bring it back.

Astrid’s eyes fluttered open and she looked at it and she went wide eyed. In a flash it reminded her of the betrothal gift she’d been given by Hiccup several years ago and was almost hesitant to take it. Not sure she was ready to commit to someone again. She looked down. But when she heard the last sentence Jack spoke she looked over at him quickly, “no…..I really like it! I just I thought about my betrothal from once upon a time. And just…..never mind…” she spoke and sighed. “I really like it Jack. Thank you for such a lovely gift.” She spoke in a soft sweet tone.

Jack sat up and waved his hands frantickly “oh no! its not a bethrodal gift! I mean… unless you-.. No no!..” jack was backing away not notecing the edge of the bed and he fell out with a loud thump.

Astrid slapped her hand over her mouth when she heard the thud. Having watched jack totally fall off the bed she tried to remain calm but having seen that it was hard not to

I Will Never Become Christian

sleepywitchmc:

Let me tell you something. I got messaged not even five minuets ago from 6:53 PM. I got messaged by a Christian man. Here’s The Shortened Conversation:

Him: Hey you really shouldn’t practice witchcraft, it’s dangerous
Me: Says?
H: God in Leviticus 19:13, people who messed with it never got what they want
M: Good thing I’m not Christian. Also That’s the old testament. By saying I’m committing sins your saying Jesus died in vain.
h: Even the New Testament says it’s wrong
m: People can only get hurt if they don’t protect themselves properly. Curses can hurt people. Especially someone giving a unwanted religious lecture about how I am wrong
h: why do you practice witchcraft
m: I want to and it makes me comfortable
h:What makes it comfortable to you vs something else(hinting God)
m: I’m Gay. Genderfluid and grew up around you people who preach love and acceptance, but only a certain way
h: I’m so sorry you had to deal with that but my God loves you so much. One of the hardest parts of life is figuring out the world will never be perfect until God comes to Redeem it. He still gives us his power to make it joyful while we’re here.
m: And I Will spend my eternity with my God Hades in the Underworld. He was the one who answered me when I called for you God when I needed help. I have the power with his help to change the world and my life. You came to the wrong account to start preaching a sermon to a person who could give less of a fuck about your religion. Your God exists, but not in my life. Get off my account and stop messaging me. Keep any prayers you want to offer

….

Let me start here.

When I was a baptist loving church kid, I was being sexually assaulted by my older sister, and one of my friends in the said church. I asked for Guidance from God I got Silence and the continious sexual assault from both perpertrators any time I saw them.

When I was a baptist loving church kid, I asked God why my church hated gay people, transgender people etc when I was 9. No answer.

When I asked God to help show my current Step Father the error of his mentally abusive ways, he ignored me.

When I called to God in the middle of anxiety and panic attacks I NEVER got an answer or comfort from him.

I asked Hades for help twice. Once in finding a Job, but I also had asked Persephone, Artemis and Apollo for help as well. The Reason I trust my heart and Soul to Witchcraft and Hades is this:

I woke up in the middle of the night and had an instant panic attack. I started rambling. Praying to whoever would listen to me out of my Gods, but mostly called for Hades. I was asking to feel their presence to help calm me. Instead Hades came, sat besides me, told me to breathe and to calm down. He stayed with me well long after I had gone back to sleep. He alerted my spirit companions who hadn’t taken notice as they were asleep and had them help comfort me. He knew what I needed to hear and knew exactly how he could help me.

He never left a call unheard or unanswered. Even if I asked for something stupid he would straight up tell me that it was stupid and that I shouldn’t do it. He has always come to me when I’m crying in bed alone.

He’s my “Savior”. My biggest positive male figure in my life aside from my actual father. So no. I will not ever become christian. Never. Again in my life.