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mintrhyleunoia:

Jacob brought Newt home drunk from a lodge, two streets away from their apartment.

Tina: what did Jacob do to you?

Newt: blame Queenie *hic* for having a beautiful sister *smiles slightly*

Tina: *rolls her eyes and placed him on the sofa*

Newt: *whines* where are you going, Tinaaaa?

Tina: getting something for you to drink.

Newt: don’t leave meeeee *grabs her hand*

Tina: Newt, you’re drunk.

Tina: You need something to drink-

Newt: *pulls her back into the sofa*

Newt: *puts her on his lap*

Newt: *pouts* Blame yourself.. for being too condifent in your personality… and being too beautiful.. *hics*

Newt: I’m like some annoying niffler.. looking at you like the only precious *hics* jewel in my life.. I can’t afford to lose.

Newt: and *hics* I blame myself… for *hics* falling for those salamander eyes.

Tina: *smiles softly*

Tina: I still need to get you a drink, Newt.

Newt: I do..don’t wanna drink.

Newt: Just don’t go.

Newt: look at me

Newt: what a beauty… *smiles foolishly*

Newt: I love you, Porpentina Esther Goldstein.. Scamander.

Tina: *chuckles while caressing his fluffy hair*

Tina: I love you too, Newton Artemis Fido Scamander.

saundering:

fieldbears:

britneyjustin:

britsanity:

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

it’s because other people told you she was unbalanced at a point in your life when you didn’t have the life experience or wisdom to understand otherwise