ngl i was expecting they’d have both their dicks out by the end or this was a gay porn intro
Lmaooo they’re brothers in the series. It’s called Real Bros of Simi Valley. It’s very short, it’s got 4 very short episodes, but it’s super funny and really good. If you’ve got like 30 minutes to sparand and want a quick laff, check it out, I highly recommend it. And if you do/did enjoy it, I highly recommend watching American Vandal
James turns to Elsa and nods in response before focusing on the road. “New York is a very busy city. Millions of people live here and all from different parts of the world. All of different religion and speak different languages. A good place to live and where people feel if they make it here they can make it anywhere.”
“It’s definitely not the Swiss chocolate I’m used to but it’s still almost as good.” She said before taking another bite of the brownie and ice cream together. It melted in her mouth the sweetness of it all bringing sweet childhood memories to her from when her and Anna has been close.
James is glad to see she is enjoying her food s he finishes with his desert. So far things are going well, which is how he wanted it. No crimes going on and no trouble. Just him and Elsa spending time together.
“So, where do you want to go next? We can go anywhere you want and the night is young.”
“Well I don’t really know of anywhere. So I suppose maybe there’s somewhere you have in mind?” She asked Hames as they left the restaurant. “Thank you for dinner by the way” She added
James nods in response before he took her in the car and thinks of a good place they can go. He drives her to Central Park where he knew it would be a good place to go out for a nice walk. Once he parked he begins taking her around the park. There are some people around, but not as many as earlier.
“I used to love coming here a lot. Usually for my morning runs, which a lot of joggers didn’t like since I kept passing them so many times.”
Elsa walked next to him happily listening to him as he talked. She laughed a bit. “So do you still live here? In New York I mean…..I never really asked.” She spoke and turned her head to look up at him. Observing him, his features.
James shook his head in response. “I only live here when the team needs me. I actually moved outside of the city. In a small town where I help with anything they need. Cutting wood, repairing their vehicles, their power, build homes, and helping law enforcement. Its nice and quiet although Abby thinks its rather boring, but then again she is a city girl.”
“Well I can respect going out and helping with the town and community. I know I try my best to do the same since coming out about my powers.” She replied. “Abby must follow in her father’s footsteps….a little” she laughed before continuing “Do many people know you’re Captain America?” She asked.
“Some of the elderly do know, but the rest are unaware. Not that I hide my identity much when I fight though,” said James who knew his helmet didn’t hide much of his identity. “I don’t mind if they do though. Abby is the same who is a lot like her dad, but she does take great care not to tell people where she lives like her dad did.”
“It’s important to stay safe. To be a bit protective” she pointed out. She looked around the park and watched as nature took its hold on their small little world. Blowing in the breeze and seeing the other people interacting was so peaceful.
Ivan was making dinner for himself when he heard noise coming from the fire escape outside his window. He opens the window and his eyes go wide when he sees a girl climbing towards him. He was frozen in shock.
Jinx smiles and nods, “thank you Eva. The world is definitely much more strange and hard to grasp then what I’ve read through books” she said to her. “It almost doesn’t feel real” She added.
Evan laughs and nods. “I felt dhe same way when Ivan and I cams to America.” She says. “We had no idea how anything worked until Ivan got a job.”
“I think I’m from this country…..I’m not sure. I don’t remember a time before I left the lab where I’d been outside. I don’t remember or have any recollection of what was before the lab…..I don’t even know my own age.” She spoke to them and sighed a bit. “So I understand” she spoke in a softer tone
Eva nods. “Well now you have us. So we will take care of you.” She smiles brightly. “Da.” Ivan says. “We are here for you.”
She smiles to them and nods, “Thank you both….” she said and her eyes connected with Ivan’s, she smiled a bit brighter it seemed.
That’s when the food comes. Ivan pulls off a peice and passes it to Jinx before getting his own.
She realized she was staring almost too long but thankfully the pizza had arrived to distract her. She then looks at the pizza and then to Ivan, “I could’ve gotten it ya know?” She pointed out to him with a hint of a smile on one corner of her lips.
He blushes slightly. “It was hot. I didn’t want you to drop you pizza.” He says.
She rolls her eyes playfully and out of sass. “I wasn’t going to drop it. I know how to eat! I also know how to pick up hot foods Ivan” she poked fun at him before eating her food.
He blushes harder. “You’re right. I’m sorry.” He looks down and eats his food.
Jinx looked at him. “Is everything okay? Your cheeks are red….are you hot?” She asked him curiously.
He shakes his head. “No, no. I’m alright. Please, don’t worry about me.” He smiles.
Jinx leaned over to Eva, “Is he really okay?” She asked in a quiet whisper to her.
She giggles. “He’s just embarrassed because he likes you and wants to take care of you.” She says, making Ivan groan. “I am right here, you know.”
Jinx smiles a bit and nodded no, “I doubt that” she whispered back. She looked up at Ovan as he spoke and she laughed a bit, “I’m sorry……” she said but still had a hint of a smile.
Ivan rolls his eyes. “You two. Conspiring against me.” He jokes, taking a big bite out of his pizza.
She laughs a bit at watching his act of frustration and upset towards them. “Conspiring against you! How dare you accuse us of such wrong doings!” She responded dramatically but with a smirking grin on her lips.
He sighs. “I feel like dat is a lie. And I demand an apology.” He pretends to huff.
Jinx throws a topping from the pizza at him and hits him dead center, between his eyes and she bursts out laughing
Ivan sighs as his mother laughs. “Dat was very uncalled for.” He says, taking off the topping. “I’m going to the bathroom.” He says, getting up and leaving the table.
Jinx laughs a bit at his comment before her expression dropped as he left the table. She felt worry faint the back of her thoughts. Why? She thought. Then looked to Eva, “How’s your food?” She asked her trying to keep conversation going.
She smiles. “Very good. I love coming here.” She says happily. “Ivan takes me here when he gets his money.”
“Well I think it’s great…..” she smiles softly. “So are you sure it’s okay for me to stay?” She asked in a more serious tone. “I’m not even really used to the world…..it’s been hard. And I’m still not free and clear quite yet” she spoke to Eva a bit quieter.
Ivan was making dinner for himself when he heard noise coming from the fire escape outside his window. He opens the window and his eyes go wide when he sees a girl climbing towards him. He was frozen in shock.
Jinx smiles and nods, “thank you Eva. The world is definitely much more strange and hard to grasp then what I’ve read through books” she said to her. “It almost doesn’t feel real” She added.
Evan laughs and nods. “I felt dhe same way when Ivan and I cams to America.” She says. “We had no idea how anything worked until Ivan got a job.”
“I think I’m from this country…..I’m not sure. I don’t remember a time before I left the lab where I’d been outside. I don’t remember or have any recollection of what was before the lab…..I don’t even know my own age.” She spoke to them and sighed a bit. “So I understand” she spoke in a softer tone
Eva nods. “Well now you have us. So we will take care of you.” She smiles brightly. “Da.” Ivan says. “We are here for you.”
She smiles to them and nods, “Thank you both….” she said and her eyes connected with Ivan’s, she smiled a bit brighter it seemed.
That’s when the food comes. Ivan pulls off a peice and passes it to Jinx before getting his own.
She realized she was staring almost too long but thankfully the pizza had arrived to distract her. She then looks at the pizza and then to Ivan, “I could’ve gotten it ya know?” She pointed out to him with a hint of a smile on one corner of her lips.
He blushes slightly. “It was hot. I didn’t want you to drop you pizza.” He says.
She rolls her eyes playfully and out of sass. “I wasn’t going to drop it. I know how to eat! I also know how to pick up hot foods Ivan” she poked fun at him before eating her food.
He blushes harder. “You’re right. I’m sorry.” He looks down and eats his food.
Jinx looked at him. “Is everything okay? Your cheeks are red….are you hot?” She asked him curiously.
He shakes his head. “No, no. I’m alright. Please, don’t worry about me.” He smiles.
Jinx leaned over to Eva, “Is he really okay?” She asked in a quiet whisper to her.
She giggles. “He’s just embarrassed because he likes you and wants to take care of you.” She says, making Ivan groan. “I am right here, you know.”
Jinx smiles a bit and nodded no, “I doubt that” she whispered back. She looked up at Ovan as he spoke and she laughed a bit, “I’m sorry……” she said but still had a hint of a smile.
Ivan rolls his eyes. “You two. Conspiring against me.” He jokes, taking a big bite out of his pizza.
She laughs a bit at watching his act of frustration and upset towards them. “Conspiring against you! How dare you accuse us of such wrong doings!” She responded dramatically but with a smirking grin on her lips.
He sighs. “I feel like dat is a lie. And I demand an apology.” He pretends to huff.
Jinx throws a topping from the pizza at him and hits him dead center, between his eyes and she bursts out laughing
Ivan sighs as his mother laughs. “Dat was very uncalled for.” He says, taking off the topping. “I’m going to the bathroom.” He says, getting up and leaving the table.
Jinx laughs a bit at his comment before her expression dropped as he left the table. She felt worry faint the back of her thoughts. Why? She thought. Then looked to Eva, “How’s your food?” She asked her trying to keep conversation going.
She smiles. “Very good. I love coming here.” She says happily. “Ivan takes me here when he gets his money.”
“Well I think it’s great…..” she smiles softly. “So are you sure it’s okay for me to stay?” She asked in a more serious tone. “I’m not even really used to the world…..it’s been hard. And I’m still not free and clear quite yet” she spoke to Eva a bit quieter.