Send one for my muse’s reaction
Captor:
- “Stop struggling!”
- “I guess I better use both handcuffs and rope if you think you’ll escape that easily.”
- “The ropes aren’t supposed to be comfortable.”
- “This is going to hurt.”
- “I’m going to gag you now.”
- “Put your hands up! I’m armed!”
- “You aren’t supposed to be able to see. That’s why I put the blindfold on you.”
- “I’ll hurt you if you try to escape again.”
- “How should I torture you first?”
- “You are my prisoner here and I’ll do whatever I want with you.”
- “Do you know what this duct tape is for?”
- “I’m going to lock the door behind me. Don’t even try to get out of here.”
- “I’m not afraid to shoot you.”
- “I’m going to tie your hands above your head.”
- “Get on the floor and put your hands behind your back. I’m going to hogtie you so you can’t escape.”
- “What position should I tie you up in today?”
- “What do you think of my gun?”
- “If you don’t cooperate, I’ll hurt your friends.”
- “You are useless.”
- “Get in the cage!”
Captive:
- “Please let me go!”
- “Could you use something other than duct tape if you have to tie me up?“
- “That really hurts.”
- “I will try to escape you know.”
- “I’ll pay the ransom myself, just let me go please!”
- “This is torture!”
- “I promise not to try and escape.”
- “Please, not a gag!”
- “The handcuffs are hurting.”
- “Why are you keeping me prisoner here?”
- “Stop it!”
- “You really don’t need to tie my hands behind my back.”
- “Do you really have to blindfold me? You already have me tied up.”
- “I’ll do what you say, just don’t shoot.”
- “How do you expect me to walk if I’m all tied up?”
- “Please let me go!”
- “Could you actually tighten these ropes a bit? They are actually hurting me the way they rub against my skin.”
- “This cage is a bit small, isn’t it?”
- “Please, not that!”
- “What is the point of kidnapping me anyway?”
Tag: someone send one
Drunk/Drinking Starters
❝I do not get drunk– I get awesome.❞
❝I didn’t fall… the floor just needed a hug. ❞
❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞
❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞
❝I’ve had… eleventy twelve beers.❞
❝I’ve been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He’s a captain.❞
❝I’m not as drunk as I use to was.❞
❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞
❝What do you expect me to do- I’m drunk!❞
❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞
❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞
❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞
❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞
❝I wanna bae you up.❞
❝You’re so drunk when I’m pretty.❞
❝It’s 10;30 and I’m already fucking wasted…❞
❝I’m almost sober…❞
❝We are best friends now. Yeah c’mere, let’s get drunk again.❞
❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞
❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞
❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞
❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞
❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞
❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞
❝Your cat… has it always had a German accent?❞
Drunk/Drinking Starters
❝I do not get drunk– I get awesome.❞
❝I didn’t fall… the floor just needed a hug. ❞
❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞
❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞
❝I’ve had… eleventy twelve beers.❞
❝I’ve been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He’s a captain.❞
❝I’m not as drunk as I use to was.❞
❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞
❝What do you expect me to do- I’m drunk!❞
❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞
❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞
❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞
❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞
❝I wanna bae you up.❞
❝You’re so drunk when I’m pretty.❞
❝It’s 10;30 and I’m already fucking wasted…❞
❝I’m almost sober…❞
❝We are best friends now. Yeah c’mere, let’s get drunk again.❞
❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞
❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞
❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞
❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞
❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞
❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞
❝Your cat… has it always had a German accent?❞
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