athims-arrow:

What I thought I was getting into: blessing crystals, kissing plants and growing them for luck potions and cooking to give my friends happiness from home grown magic

What I really got into: “no I dont woship the devil, I didnt poison that, no this wont drag you to hell, no its just aloe, dont eat that, I’m not a demon, no this wont hurt you, its called a blessing for a reason, im not converting you by giving you a cookie, no I dont have a coven…”